Elf Off: The Tragic End to an Elf Tradition

Elf Off: The Tragic End to an Elf Tradition amazon.com. Inspired by Jack Handy, Dr. Seuss, Spinal Tap, and Miguel de Cervantes, ELF OFF is the poetic journey of one crazed parent’s dream to take matters into their own hands and put an end to a family holiday tradition that has gone on for far too long. Declaring one morning, “ELF OFF to the elf-moving; ELF OFF to the lying; ELF OFF to Santa’s elf-network of elf-spying.

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Web  Or so I thought . . . ~Horace the Elf In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL.

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Web  For more THE ELF OFF THE SHELF, check out the website www.elfofftheshelf.com and Horace's Twitter handle: @elfofftheshelf. For more information, please contact Tammy Richards-LeSure at.

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WebA fun component of the tradition is that each family gets to name their own elf. At the end of each storybook, there's a full-page certificate that you customize with your family's name, date, and your elf's name to commemorate when you begin your Elf on the Shelf tradition. After you name your elf, visit the Elf on the Shelf website to register your.